Birthday Bash Lover Pillows

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

100th Birthday

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Happy Birthday to you.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"