Birthday Bashers Mugs

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'If only there were 15 months in a year, I'd still be 30...'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Children's Entertainer

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy birthday Darling!

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Gaetono Donizetti