Birthday Basher Mugs

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"One year closer to college!"

Happy Birthday to you.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Children's Entertainer

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Balloon Surprise

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.