Birthday Battler Mugs

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

fish in a bottle...

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"