Birthday Battler T-Shirts

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Pinata good bags.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

fish in a bottle...

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

Football party

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Extreme Birthdays.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."