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Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"