Birthday Game Enthusiast Gifts

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'She'll never look for me here.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"