The Beautiful Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Sweep the board.

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Antler Buzzers.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'