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"'APP'y Birthday!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

Psychologist Birthdays

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'