Young Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I don;t care about the tooth fairy. I put my old phone under my pillow so I get a visit from the phone fairy."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."