Birthday Basher T-Shirts

Extreme Birthdays.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Children's Entertainer

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Pinata good bags.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy birthday Darling!

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Birth Cake

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.