Birthday Bash Fan T-Shirts

"Are you one? Are you two? Are you three...?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Balloon Surprise

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy birthday Darling!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Birth Cake

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"