Birthday Party Fan T-Shirts

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Children playing games

Bee costume

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

I want to hold your hand

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

I love bathtime.

Children playing in the street

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."