Birthday Party Fan Gifts

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Big Bang Theory.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

Children playing games

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

I want to hold your hand

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Don't go in there!!"

Cinéma Vérité

I love bathtime.

Pinata good bags.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Children playing in the street

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.