Birthday Celebration Fan Gifts

Happy birthday Batman! We baked you an upside-down cake!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Santa does a keg stand.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

French Animal Noises.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Recycled Flake

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Happy New Year!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Happy Birthday

Alien Birthdays...

Handel sitting on a piano

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

A drum covered in candles