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Dumb Birthday Jokes

Candle running from a match

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"I'm here for the hair."

Doctor in a cake

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Happy birthday Darling!

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

Psychologist Birthdays

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"