Birthday Bash Lovers T-Shirts

'Now before the guests arrive, you'd better tell me how old you intend to be this year?!'

You're invited to my party, but I'm warning you: last year, there was a methane explosion when I blew out the candles...

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

Children playing games

Bee costume

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Cinéma Vérité

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

I love bathtime.