Birthday Bash Lovers Gifts

'Now before the guests arrive, you'd better tell me how old you intend to be this year?!'

You're invited to my party, but I'm warning you: last year, there was a methane explosion when I blew out the candles...

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy Birthday to you.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Big Bang Theory.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Children playing games

Bee costume

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Don't go in there!!"

Cinéma Vérité

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Dog Birthdays