Booger Aficionado T-Shirts

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Shaken not stirred

Beaver tower

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Dance.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

The Imperfect Storm

Midterm election s results

Making fun of Starfish.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

In case of falling markets break glass.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'Don't row so hard!'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'