Boogey Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Dance.

East End Maps.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

The best goalie in the world!

Midterm election s results

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Dance Crossing

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Golf

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

The Apis Dance Studio

East End Maternity Hospital - "It's a barrow boy."

'I love my Oboe.'

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

Olde Time Dance Society

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.