Boogey Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Dance.

East End Maps.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

The best goalie in the world!

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Midterm election s results

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

The Boomerang Sanctions

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Boomerang fetching

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Dance Crossing

Developing the boomerang.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Golf

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

The Apis Dance Studio

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

Olde Time Dance Society

'I love my Oboe.'