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"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Not The Real Me

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Football Delivery

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

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"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Bigfoot Research Center

"Nobody believes in me."