Bogey Believer Pillows

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Not The Real Me

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

Football Delivery

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

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"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Bigfoot Research Center

"Nobody believes in me."