Bigfoot Believers Pillows

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

"They're a little tight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Anywhere but here

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'