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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

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"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

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'Judge Mental.'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

Gads. I've forgotten today's buzzword.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

More of what people often say (and what they really mean)

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Actually, we were looking for someone who could think outside the box.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

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