Bogeyman T-Shirts

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Free speech isn't cheap!

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Midterm election s results

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Kip paints caves.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'So you're back.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Golf

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

And on the Seventh Day...

Voter Rights

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."