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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Turkish Democracy

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Flies up the ante!

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Judge Mental.'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

Gads. I've forgotten today's buzzword.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

More of what people often say (and what they really mean)

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Actually, we were looking for someone who could think outside the box.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!