Ego Buster Gifts

"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"

'Now, the first thing is for you to extinguish your ego.' 'What? -- little old me?'

"Do you know who I am!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Pierre was full of himself.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Personal Cheerleader.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Narcissus

Golf

Killing Santa

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"