Ego Booster Gifts

"I told him to do that."

"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Now here's a suggestion I like! It's from me.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Beware of the Dog sign: Is he really dangerous? No, I put up the sign to boost his ego!

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'In closing, I'd like to quote myself.'

Vanity License Plate Consultant

'I am a self made man you know.' - 'I know, but why on earth choose a face like that?'

'Drat - I don't have any more room to enhance my self-esteem.'

Liar's Club fish

I love myself.

"With my tech skills, I just feel my talents would be wasted on mundane tasks like taking out the trash, cutting the grass and cleaning my room."

'It has to be all about you, doesn't it?'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'I would've preferred the raise.'

"I need to borrow just enough to feel good about myself."

"I thought I'd get a much warmer reception."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Personalized Hood Ornament

"This card literally says 'Do you know who I am?'"

"This self-absorbed narcissist's fragile ego has been badly injured. We need everyone here to heap praise on him until a psychotherapist arrives."

Vanity plate

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Unbelievable - I read the whole thing front to back, including classifieds, and they don't mention me once!"

Which one of you devils sabotaged my television coverage? Randy, I know it wasn't you because you're too stupid to figure that out. Wrong! Really? You fell for that? Stupid, no; egoistic, to a fault.

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Since the owner hasa heard the term 'job creator' he's been impossible to deal with.'

'These new mirror glasses are for very vain people. The mirrors are on the inside.'

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!