Ego Booster Appreciator Gifts

"Becoming employee of the month has really gone to your head hasn't it, Eric?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"You've changed."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

David Bowie

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Cat with Crown.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Personal Cheerleader.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

The great and near-great

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."