Ego Booster Appreciator Gifts

"Becoming employee of the month has really gone to your head hasn't it, Eric?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

The Boss.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Cat with Crown.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Freia and her golden apples

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."