
Ego Increasing School
Looking for a gift that boosts someone’s confidence and brings a smile? Our ego enhancer collection features fun, clever items perfect for anyone who loves a good self-affirmation. Whether for a creative soul or someone who enjoys a humorous touch, these products add a dash of humor and a lot of personality. Brighten their day and remind them of their awesomeness with our thoughtfully designed gifts that serve up confidence with a wink.
Ego Increasing School
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
"Fill'er up with testosterone."
Cat with Crown.
'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'
'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'
'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'
Personal Cheerleader.
100% Bombast-Filled Parka
'Why hide it. I do this for me.'
'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.
How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.
Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'
"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."
Narcissus
"Morning Gorgeous!"
Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.
"Supersize me."
"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"
Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!
'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'
'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'
Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'
Institute (brain).
'Well, what seems to be the problem?'
"You're 30? Me too!"
"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."
"My monument to me is coming along nicely."
Sex Shop
I love myself.
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