Ego Booster Enthusiast Gifts

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Ego Increasing School

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Important Muscles.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

The Boss.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Cat with Crown.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

As Seen On TV

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I knew it!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."