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'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Important Muscles.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Cat with Crown.

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"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."