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With almost all the other tellers at lunch, Mildred was, for once, the best looking one.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Ego Increasing School

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

The Boss.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Cat with Crown.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

As Seen On TV

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'