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With almost all the other tellers at lunch, Mildred was, for once, the best looking one.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Ego Increasing School

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

The Boss.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Cat with Crown.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

As Seen On TV

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I knew it!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'