Ego Enthusiast Gifts

'We have no quorum, Ms Hedgely. I'm here, and that's all that matters.'

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Remember Henderson; power corrupts, and absolute power is even nicer.'

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

Self-pumping.

'That's enough about me, now let's concentrate on you. What did you think of my performance?'

'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"It's my most personal building yet."

Jose Mourinho going through tunnel of self love.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Compliments of the House.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Do you think a man can be too good-looking?'

Man looking out of window in office block, "God what a breathtaking view"

Silence in Court!

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

'I don't have to be a good loser. I never lose.'

I like my company portrait. Did they use any Photoshop?

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"He's become unbearable since he got his knighthood."

'Remember, Larcom, what counts is not the size of the desk, but the size of the ego behind the desk.'

"Do you still think it was such a hot idea to tell them we are God's gift to women?"

'Objection, your honor. The courtroom artist isn't doing me justice.'

'Delusions of grandeur? I am grand.'