Ego Humor Fan Gifts

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

The Boss.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Pierre was full of himself.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Devil tattoo.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Has he had all his shots"

Poser

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

The great and near-great

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Cars.

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."