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'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Devil tattoo.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Pierre was full of himself.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Has he had all his shots"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

The great and near-great

Cars.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Poser

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."