Ego Humor Admirer Gifts

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Cow's straw

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

The Boss.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Cat with Crown.