Ego Admirer Gifts

"My majesty!"

Puck Building Shoot-out

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

"Good game."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Cat with Crown.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

The great and near-great

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Butterfly Woman

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace