Ego Admirer Gifts

"My majesty!"

Puck Building Shoot-out

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

"Good game."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Cat with Crown.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Butterfly Woman

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"