Evolution Admirer Gifts

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Scram!"

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Butterfly with talons

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

Lesser known species from Down Under.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Intelligent creatures bedamned - look at the rubbish they're watching!'

'Hang on, I thought we were only allowed to use primitive tools...'

He was the first to walk upright, and the first to slip on a banana peel

SHIRT AND SHOES REQUIRED, 'MORE evolution!'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

The first marsupial.

Java Man

The ladies went nuts over Ed's evolved pockets.

'Bad news. I hear we're on the extremely endangered species list.'

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Yeah, well, you're going to be really sore tomorrow if you don't stretch first.

The Evolution of Snowman.

It's not a facelift! It's evolution!

Evolution puddle.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'