Evolution Aficionado Gifts

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

The Rise of Man

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

Evolution

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'My wife evolved into a land-dweller with another fish!'

'Can you hear me now?' - Life Evolves Onto Land.

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

'Sure, we can go faster when we walk upright, but what about jet lag?'

Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.

"Apparently, millions of years ago, penguins used to be six feet tall."

"I'm trying to trace my ancestors but it's a mammoth task."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Natural Selection

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I represent an under represented group in the tech industry."

Pandemic Evolution

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

'Due to difficulties breeding, the butt-horned woolly rhinoceros became extinct.'

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

Fossil records show the modern poodle survived the Prehistoric Era by simply ignoring danger.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

From sea to skis.

"He was diagnosed with A.D."

Shoe Outlet

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Slow down, Bob! You're evolving too fast!

These "feet" things I evolved are great! I just kicked sand in somebody's face!

'If they're so adaptable,why isn't he using an iPad?'

'It's called 'evolution'. People move from hunting and gathering food, to hunting and gathering stocks.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Was this the first creature that walked on two legs? If so, perhaps this is what people evolved from.'