Evolution Enthusiasts Gifts

'It must be lower back pain - He wasn't that grumpy when he walked on all fours.'

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

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'Where did we go wrong?'

'Your book won't sell unless we can reduce it to a soundbite, Mr. Darwin. In the publishing world it's survival of the fittest.'

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

'Careful, now -- those things can give you warts!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Teenagers'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Girls marry up. I need a homo sapiens."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Now that we've invented language, I have to tell her every night where I've BEEN all day!'

Whoa! I had no idea I weighed this much!

"Diet, exercise, evolution and a positive mindset."

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

SHIRT AND SHOES REQUIRED, 'MORE evolution!'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

'...And my hands are so smooth and soft now that I've learned to walk upright!'

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'There he goes, flaunting his opposable thumb again.'

An evolutionary turning point.

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Your species has lost the use of its tail: How can you call that evolution?'

One day Adrian realized that he had perfected being a duck and it was time to learn something new. Becoming a predator seemed like a good idea.

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

"I believe his family are quite high on the social and evolutionary ladder."

"Man, I hope we never have to walk like that all the time."

"Carl, I'm pleased that your experimental serum has finally allowed you to evolve into a giant grasshopper, but I just can't see myself having a relationship with someone whose ear is in their knee."