Evolution Enthusiast Gifts

'What took you so long?'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

You are here.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

'They call it 'evolution' - It's some kind of new compliance plan.'

The Evolution of Man.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Evolution and the descent of Man.

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

"The hell with natural selection..."

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

'Natural selection box'

Evolutionary Development of Lawyers.

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

"That's him—the one on the right."

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

Extinct Species Gallery of the Future?

"Are we there yet?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Are we there yet?"

Evolution

'Mr.Darwin, there's someone at the door to see you. Says he's a distant relative of yours.'

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'It's a long story...'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."