Evolution Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What took you so long?'

"I have a bad feeling about this."

You are here.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

'They call it 'evolution' - It's some kind of new compliance plan.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

Evolution and the descent of Man.

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

'Natural selection box'

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

"Are we there yet?"

Well, that was a total waste of time!

"That's him—the one on the right."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Are we there yet?"

Extinct Species Gallery of the Future?

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

'It's a long story...'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Mr.Darwin, there's someone at the door to see you. Says he's a distant relative of yours.'

Evolution

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Homo Sapien, evolution

'Should we walk upright Should we continue to live in trees Should we try to make things Decisions, decisions'