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"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Go ahead- I dare you to evolve!'

Monopedalism Never Really Caught On

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'