Evolution Geeks T-Shirts

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

The natural evolution of the deep sea angler.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'