Nature Geeks T-Shirts

'Don't worry, Bill is not a snake: He's a legless lizard...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Stratigraphy

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

DNA Xmas.