Nature Geeks Prints

'Don't worry, Bill is not a snake: He's a legless lizard...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I've been genetically modified!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Stratigraphy

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'He's got your tattoos.'