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"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Birds with Headphones

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

The Joshua Tree

The hummingbird's hum.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'