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"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Birds with Headphones

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

The hummingbird's hum.

The Joshua Tree

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.