Geek In The Wild T-Shirts

'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Cloning Labs.

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

Mowing the Jungle

Food, schmood. Can I have a shot of your espresso? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? When hummingbirds go bad.

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'I told you that you shouldn't have eaten that last penguin.'

"I could see him in the distance stalking and pouncing: I was so proud! Then it clicked: he was actually chasing pokemons!"

Spider Facts.

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

'Oh, I'm spoilt for choice!'

Hunting wildfowl

'I'm not an ant...I'm an uncle.'

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"We met on Feces Book."

"Antelope again Mum! I don't like antelope..."

Mysteries of the ocean with Dom and Dave Dolphins - what's that name humans use for this mass migration ritual? Spring break!

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'