Evolution Aficionados Mugs

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Go ahead- I dare you to evolve!'

Monopedalism Never Really Caught On

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

I told you we were late!

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"